How Do These Dudes Stay So Fresh While Cycling?

Yo, what's good, fam? Can someone PLEASE tell me how these dudes out here riding road bikes lookin' so damn fresh? Like, I had a flat, and this guy pulls over to help me out.

Homeboy was straight-up dripping in all white Rapha gear, not a single speck of dirt on him. Nails? Perfectly clean. Skin? Glowing like he bathed in unicorn tears. His bike? Shining brighter than my future.

Meanwhile, I'm out here looking like I crawled out of a dumpster fire, even though I shower, do all the skincare, and clean my bike religiously.

And this dude? Built like a Greek god with skin smoother than a baby's butt. How do they do it, yo? How?!